Harry Sterndale, a once fashionable photographer,
is down to doing weddings and parties. When told he has only
six weeks to live, Harry is, not unnaturally, depressed.
One night, alone in his house, remembering the people he loved
and the people who betrayed him, he comes to a remarkable
decision - if he is going to the next world, he will take
with him the people who most harmed him during his life. His
list includes his ex-wife, who left him for another fashion
photographer and his crooked financier, who swindled him out
of his money.
Everything is going according to plan until Harry meets the
lovely Jill. Falling in love with her, he now has a reason
to live - even though he doesn't have much life left. He hires
an ex-assassin to assassinate him and plans to leave his insurance
policy to Jill. He continues on with his list, only to find
out there is nothing wrong with him at all - the hospital
mixed up his X-rays!
With the police hot on his trail and an assassin out to kill
him, Harry must fight for his life through humerous escapades
that finds him a way of living happily ever after with Jill.